It's like God shit irony all over that family
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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