This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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