He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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