Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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