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we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".

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(734): we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS". http://tfl.nu/4yux

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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?

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(517): My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school? http://tfl.nu/rw32

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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...

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(701): My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this... http://tfl.nu/7jfd

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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.

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(586): The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis. http://tfl.nu/rix3

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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.

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(712): Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it. http://tfl.nu/8ikj

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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.

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(425): Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years. http://tfl.nu/f3i9

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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.

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(248): noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life. http://tfl.nu/olll

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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.

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(918): Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages. http://tfl.nu/6dga

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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"

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(541): So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that" http://tfl.nu/ex2y

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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.

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(206): Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table. http://tfl.nu/tpao

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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?

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(513): I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am? http://tfl.nu/htrk

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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.

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(775): Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me. http://tfl.nu/b0yd

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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.

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(480): It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning. http://tfl.nu/0fqk

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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.

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(509): Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it. http://tfl.nu/l3y2

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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.

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I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.

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(580): She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand. (580): I'm worried because he hasn't removed it. http://tfl.nu/hp4o

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