She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Dicks are not precious.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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