I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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