Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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