none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He passed out mid-signature
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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