tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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