He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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