i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
So vagazzling was a success
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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