Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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