Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Actions speak louder than pants.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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