Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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