I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Hippo gnu deer
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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