Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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