YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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