Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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