Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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