So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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