He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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