the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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