Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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