After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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