ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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