what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You may now shotgun with the bride
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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