The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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