I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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