This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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