youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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