Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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