called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
birth control should be required to get into college
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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