Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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