She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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