so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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