just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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