All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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Also, beer. Big fan.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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