It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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