never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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