i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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