You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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