A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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