I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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