Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
time to smoke my breakfast
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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