Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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