Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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