apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just had sex on a roof
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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