you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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