I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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