the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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